Misti Chill Paraty Hostel & Pousada in Nikko, Brasilia

This is the ideal hostel for you if you don't mind paying a premium for beachfront location, unhelpful staff, dribbling showers and total lack of atmosphere. No welcome tour. Can't be bothered to book you a tour, come back tomorrow. Oh you ended up with a guide who spoke no English? Shame. Your shower's lukewarm and dribbling? Tough, that's a good as it gets. All this I can take, but the cherry on the icing was the electrical supply. Every device we plugged in to recharge went haywire. Melissa, from Australia ~ 14th Jun 2011

This is the ideal hostel for you if you don't mind paying a premium for beachfront location, unhelpful staff, dribbling showers and total lack of atmosphere. No welcome tour. Can't be bothered to book you a tour, come back tomorrow. Oh you ended up with a guide who spoke no English? Shame. Your shower's lukewarm and dribbling? Tough, that's a good as it gets. All this I can take, but the cherry on the icing was the electrical supply. Every device we plugged in to recharge went haywire. Melissa, from Australia ~ 14th Jun 2011